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hit counter Once I was abduct by aliens, they changed my brain

jamiephillipcook:

I feel like arctic monkeys’ theory for crafting that setlist was just like “what songs can we play that will make everyone cry”

breast-milky:

alex take off that suit u look like a fuckin idiot lol kiss me pls

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

alex-turner-u-banana:

I AM CRYIGN SO MUCH WITH AL LTHEIS ACRCOMTIN MOENYKS STUFF LIKE I CNAT BREATHE AND MYFAMILY IS GINVG ME VERY WERID LOOKS THSI IS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL TIME 4 mE I cannot„,hadnnle„,this abdn„„any lonr„ger„„„,goodby„„e„„„„„„,

cryinglightningx:

Everything is AM5 and nothing hurts.


chaos-chris:

 

(Source: thievinggenius)